film review in 25 words or less #4: twilight new moon.

why did i even watch this!?!

i'm not 13 anymore!

all that teen angst just makes me feel like... like, SCREAMING or something !!!

not cool.

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oops. did i just give away the ending? bummer.

film review in 25 words or less #3: the stepfather.

Just imagine the cute and sheepish, but wait for it - evil, dr. McNamara face off with that smartass Dan Humphrey, and you've seen it.

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film review in 25 words or less #2: elizabethtown.

Worst bits:

Orlando Bloom.

The most tedious phone conversation ever filmed.

In fact, all the dialogue hurts a little.

Best bits:

When no one’s talking.

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film review in 25 words or less #1: s. darko.

watch in fast forward

or lose 90 minutes forever.

'best' bits:

scenery porn and,

for the ladies,

chuck bass as james dean.

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ps. watching films for work is not always fun.